hi. i'm escoria. i'm a weird shitty perfectionist with not much to say. my main expertise is in graphic design, copywriting, or at least in being a complete ass.
i use they/them pronouns mainly. any other pronouns are fine, but only when used sparingly.
ACHTUNG! the italicized text is only in reference to when i'm spoke to directly.
ACHTUNG! yes, this web design is referenced from upstream. yes, i know what my username means.
a bit more. don't try to wrap your head around it.
why is your username that?
i was considering using just "slag", which is a very good word, but i didn't want to use just that word as my username, as that's particularly boring.
"escoria" is just a translation of that word into spanish because fuck you.
what is your favourite thing?
no answer. you don't want to know.
what pokémon would you likely be, in ascending order?
a zigzagoon, glaceon, or a zangoose.
why are you how you are?
because of complete and utter arrogance.
what is your advice for the world?
STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND EAT GRASS NOW!!!!!
